A New Sweet Viagra Alternative: Ice Cream

Nowhere else but in London can you literally get sweet sex!

A new energy-boosting ice cream called the Sex Pistol will be soon available at the Icecreamist boutique in Selfridges, London.

This sweet and creamy treat contains natural libido-boosters such as ginkgo, arginine, biloba and guarana, served with a shot of La Fee Absinthe, which improves blood flow and gets your boner up and pumping!

This new Viagra ice cream, or vice cream, will only be sold to 18+ adults and only one per customer.

That’s definitely worth a trip to London, isn’t it? I don’t think it would be practical to ship ice cream internationally.